How does a mosquito as big as a jack rabbit squeeze through the tiny holes of my window's screen anyway? and why? what's on the other side that you so desperately desire? Is it solely for the taste of blood or is it the illumination of a single computer monitor eminating from my apartment that is fueling your drive? Or, is the murky water surrounding my month old dirty dishes the perfect breeding ground of which your perilous journeys ...or reflex-oriented instincts... lead you to this place? Or, do you just derive satisfaction from making a grown man shreak at your unexpected presence?
Come back! I'm prepared now, for I have a little friend I wish to introduce to you. Visit my screen once more, while I'm not unaware of your presence, and I'll happily introduce you to the quicker-picker-upper.

Hmmm, what is this unusual mound protruding from on my elbow that itches so?

Damnit!!!